In our grandiose tale, a villain comes to Earth and wants to do something bad, but then some heroes don’t like that, so they start fighting them before fighting each other and then some guys die (but not really) but then they really do die, and then stuff explodes and the world ends (but not really) and…well, we haven’t quite worked out the details yet, but we do know that it’s going to last for 365 super compelling issues!
You say you want epic events? Do ya? Then you’re going to love our New NEW 52 mega event, “The Death, Fire, Explosions and More Death Before Everything Eventually Returns to Normal War!” Because everyone loves the word ‘War’ in a title, am I right? With more epic changes than the average, cynical, jaded reader could point a Mego at, we’re re-launching every title with a brand new Number One every month! Now with even less story and more exposition and splash pages, The New NEW 52 is ready to shock the world of comics again by promising to kill off every character, every month before bringing them back in increasingly outlandish and ill-conceived ways. With the New 52 initiative now retired from the covers of DC’s catalog, what is next for the publisher? How ever will they follow up the massive changes which came from this monumental event? Well, fear not intrepid reader, we have the answer for you and that answer is, The New NEW 52!